Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. >Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of >falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the >ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something >is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to >wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb >all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with women who are good >apples, even those who have already been picked. > >Now men . . . Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up >to women to stomp the heck out of them until they turn into something >acceptable to have dinner with.
on another note: Ive been spending WAY too much money!!
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haha I love the Apple Theory...only I think it isn't a matter of bravery. I think men are just too lazy to find a latter and climb it.
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